I'm lucky in that I've been able to try my hand at writing, acting, and directing. But if I could only do one, it would be writing. Writing saved my life.

Aside from the pieces you see here, I’ve written a couple of novels, The Sarawak and Jazz which I will self-publish in the next year or so.

I intend that to do that with Die Laughing too. When Die Laughing was first sent to publishers two of them called me up the next day saying, They’re very funny. Are they real? Why? I asked. Well, if they’re real we’ll publish them, they responded.

Like a fool, I told the truth. Apparently, because they were fake they didn’t/couldn’t/wouldn’t publish them. Mind-boggling.

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BOOKS
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The Food Taster

This darkly funny memoir by Ugo DiFonte chronicles his life as a food taster to the despot, Duke Federico. A life in which any meal could be his last.


The 80's: A Look Back

A history of the 1980s, written in the '70s, by survivors of the '60s.


The 90's: A Look Back

When so many predictions about the 1980s came true, we thought why not try it again. So we did.


Aria

'What made Aria different from the other children in her village was not that she was the youngest or the prettiest but that she could not speak.' A fable set in the jungles of Central America. With wonderful drawings by Sophy Williams.

WORK-IN-PROGRESS


Die Laughing

Every day Paul Willson and I, along with numerous volunteers, scour the world's media for the funniest obituaries we can find. Every two weeks we will pass our new discoveries on to you.

FILM


Honey, I Blew Up the Kid

Garry Goodrow and I wrote a script entitled "Big Baby." It was bought by Disney and made into the sequel to "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids."

 

 

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